We enter the elevator. I have been in this elevator many times.
She says there’s a room in our house that is haunted.
You ever have one of those moments that are so scary and ridiculously dramatic, it makes you laugh hysterically in retrospect? Well, take that moment and shove it up your ass, because you’re about to be one up’d.
Jo Ann wasn’t necessarily okay with it, but she’d agreed to pretend for Eileen.
Some people have walls that are “wine-colored,” as if that is a thing.
I know you’re all probably wondering why I haven’t spoken to you in a while and honestly I wouldn’t be surprised to find that you all hate me now.
Dear Allison, Have I told you about the vines?